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The Life and Times of Polkaroo

I juggle one-handed, do some magic tricks and I do the best imitation of myself.

Name:
James
Birthdate:
22 June
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I created essexgreens. If you are interested in issues that revolve around Essex County, I'd encourage you to check out our website at EssexGreens.com.

I'm also a mod at toronto_raptors. If you love hate our team, or wish that dumb bastard GM rob_babcock would get fired already, check it out.

I maintain nhl2004. If you missed the season, why not take a look at ours? It's incomplete, but you can be sure the Leafs won't win the Cup. That'd make too many people happy.

"The things that we're afraid of are going to show us what we're made of in the end."
- Blessed Union of Souls - Hey Leonardo!

"Before you climb the ladder of success, make sure it's on the right wall."
- Frank Daley, Instructor, Interviewing

"Those who give up liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security."
- Ben Franklin

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
- Winston Churchill

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall."
- Confucius

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
- John Lennon

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
- Sharon Stone

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Edison

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
- Thomas Edison

"I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot...when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result."
- Michael Jordan

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
- Ernest Hemmingway

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much."
- Mother Teresa

"Every shot not taken is a goal not scored."
- Wayne Gretzky

"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
- Anon

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."
- Mohammad Ali

"No man's life, liberty or fortune is safe while our legislature is in session."
- Benjamin Franklin

"That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude."
- Alexander Haig

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
- Yogi Berra

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